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...e Right To Information Act to ask for clarifications on the police’s alleged decision. The police replied that neither had they talked about monitoring surveillance tools for cyber cafes, nor...
Monday, 10 December 2007

2. Need a proof !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... to pay up.What should I do?" "Do you have any proof?", asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you,&q...
Wednesday, 28 November 2007

3. Private Matter
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...endant said when he called you," asked the prosecutor. "I can't do that," the victim replied. "It was so crude and disgusting. I can't use language like that." &...
Thursday, 22 November 2007

4. Lawyer Dog
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... you two he was one of the best bird dogs I had ever seen!" "Well," the other hunter replied, "His name is Lawyer. He used to run all over creation, working hard to get the ...
Thursday, 22 November 2007

5. Contempt of Court
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ing his wallet, the judge relented. "That's all right. You don't have to pay now." The man replied, "I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words." ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

6. Drunk Driver !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...mply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days.&quot...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

7. Bribing the Judge !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ou didn't send those cigars to the judge?", the partner asked. "But I did send them," replied the lawyer. "I just enclosed the plaintiff's lawyer's business card!" ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

8. More than Intelligent !
(Jokes/One Liners)
...d the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness. ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

9. Truck Driver and Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
..."Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

10. Lawyer and the Bull !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...nch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!" The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you young feller, I was a little worried about winning that ca...
Tuesday, 20 November 2007

11. Guilty at the Door!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...e lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door." The jury foreman replied, "Oh, we looked, but your client didn't." ...
Tuesday, 20 November 2007

12. God made a Mistake
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... day I did a good deed, I got hit by a bus and here I am. Why?" "I didn't recognize you," replied God. ...
Monday, 19 November 2007

13. Dad is a lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...were overheard talking at the zoo one day: My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy. Tommy, replied the second. My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do? asked Billy. Tommy...
Monday, 19 November 2007

14. Lawyers instead of rat for Experiment
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...that in our lab we have switched from rats to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really? the other replied, Why did you switch?" Well, said the first researcher : The la...
Monday, 19 November 2007

15. What's your wife's name?
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and asked him the same question. The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken good care of his family. But St. Peter also r...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

16. Trying to be impressive
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?" "Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone." ...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

17. What is the oldest profession?
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ed Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession." The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, ...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

18. How's business?
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ocktail party late one night. "How's business?" asked the first. "Rotten," replied the other. "Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty miles. When I finally ca...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

19. Can I take his place?
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...arber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place." The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker." ...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

20. An honest lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
..." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?" "Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest th...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

21. Some last minute requests
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...nd called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that the man would survive the night.   The man the...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

22. Bored Judge
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...point, what you are saying is just going in one ear and out the other." "Your honor," replied the lawyer, "That goes without saying. What is there to prevent it?" ...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

23. Early Shopping trip
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... defendant, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early sir", replied the defendant. "Well that's not an crime", said the judge! "How ea...
Wednesday, 05 September 2007

24. Stolen Car !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...on your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for ?" "Well, your honor," replied David , "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I s...
Thursday, 26 July 2007

25. One Liners
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...shed a woman to the lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to th...
Wednesday, 25 July 2007

26. Three Questions
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ot;Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!" "Well that's a bit st...
Wednesday, 25 July 2007

27. New evidence
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...lient's defense." The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?" The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000, and I just found out about it!"...
Wednesday, 25 July 2007

28. Kind Lawyer ???
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...hy are you eating grass?" he asked one man."We don`t have any money for food." the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." "But sir, I have a wife with two ...
Friday, 01 June 2007

29. Donation !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...dn`t you like to give back to the community in some way?"The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illnes...
Friday, 01 June 2007

30. Lawyer and Genie
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...said the genie. "What is your next wish?" "I could really use a million dollars." replied the man, and POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet. "Now, every lawy...
Friday, 01 June 2007

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