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1. Dont Recognize the court !
(Jokes/One Liners)
The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

2. Kidney Stone !!!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...en: 'No, there were no signs of an Excedrin headache.' Dobbins: 'You and your ilk make me sick.'" "Why are you reading that to me?" "Because, Dobbins, since the trial I've lo...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

3. Were you ever arrested?
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... question. The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it "Never got caught." ...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

4. What's your wife's name?
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

5. Managed to settle an account!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...I've finally settled that old McKinney suit." "Settled it!" cried his astonished father. "Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!" ...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

...ions on their networks and would direct the government to produce a list of the top 25 infringing schools. "Why Congress should be getting into the business of naming names and pointing fingers i...
Saturday, 29 September 2007

7. Stolen Car !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ot;Your honor," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine." "Why ?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him ...
Thursday, 26 July 2007

8. Lawyers Brain
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...dollars an ounce." "How much for lawyer brain?" "$1,000 an ounce." "Why is lawyer brain so much more?" "Do you know how many lawyers we had ...
Wednesday, 25 July 2007

9. Kind Lawyer ???
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man."We don`t have any money for food...
Friday, 01 June 2007

10. Kindness of a Lawyer !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man."We don`t have any money for food...
Friday, 01 June 2007

11. An Honest Lawyer ???
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... do they ever bury two people in the same grave?""Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said: Here lies a lawy...
Friday, 01 June 2007

12. Gold Watch !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... left it on my nightstand in my bedroom." When the Judge arrived home that evening, his wife asked, "Why so much urgency for your watch? Don't you think sending three men to pick it up for...
Friday, 01 June 2007

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