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1. Old Lady and the lawyer !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...uot; Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the wall and he asks the old lady, "What is wrong with your lawyer?" She replies, "Nothing, except I bet him $10...
Sunday, 06 April 2008

2. Lawyer Dog
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...was just sitting there, with absolutely no interest in retrieving any of the fowl his master had downed. "What ‘s wrong with your dog?" the first hunter asked. "The last time I...
Thursday, 22 November 2007

3. Contempt of Court
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...only to hear that court would be adjourned for the next day and he would have to return the next day. "What for?" he snapped at the judge. His honor, equally irked by a tedious d...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

4. Starving Family !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...and only offense. "Before you go, though, I want to ask you a question," the judge quipped, "What does Egret taste like?" "Well your Honor," the man told him,...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

5. Kidney Stone !!!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...a stretcher, rolling his head in agony. Doctor Green came over to see him. "Dobbins," he said, "What an honor. The last time I saw you was in court when you accused me of malpractice...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

6. Bilingual Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered, "He said 'Ge...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

7. Defending Satan
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...hristian scruples? I believe you would defend Satan himself!" "I don't know," George says, "what has your kid done?" ...
Tuesday, 20 November 2007

8. What is his occupation?
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...l teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

9. Early Shopping trip
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early sir", replied the defendant.
Wednesday, 05 September 2007

10. Tasty Lawyer ?
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ger once more licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?" The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate...
Wednesday, 05 September 2007

11. Say that again!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... her remarkable self-control and composure. Her voice was almost serene in its innocence as she asked, "What was that date again ?" ...
Wednesday, 05 September 2007

12. Eternal Marriage
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...hs and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever?&q...
Wednesday, 05 September 2007

13. New evidence
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defense." The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?" The lawyer replied, "My client has a...
Wednesday, 25 July 2007

...r a similar video fingerprinting technology when it was bought by Google in October for $1.65 billion. "What we found was that no one had anything we felt was accurate enough and scalable en...
Tuesday, 19 June 2007

...t; said James W. Cicconi, AT&T's senior executive vice president of external and legislative affairs. "What we're trying to do here is see if we can devise a technology that can address the...
Monday, 18 June 2007

...ood idea. "These debates represent a giant leap forward," said Jon Klein, president of CNN/U.S. "What we are excited about here is the fact that no debate has ever had the potential o...
Monday, 18 June 2007

17. Growing abuse on social networking sites
(Articles/Cyber Security)
...are at the receiving end. Hardik M, a student in the Master's degree of Computer Science at Symbiosis says, "What is more upsetting is that often it is not strangers but ex-boyfriends or jilted l...
Monday, 18 June 2007

18. Lawyer and Genie
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... in front of him. "Now, every lawyer in the world has been given two Ferraris," said the genie. "What is your next wish?" "I could really use a million dollars." rep...
Friday, 01 June 2007

19. Can't Find Lawyers to sue !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... toilets, and escalators. And, there`s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." "What! You ve got an engineer? That`s a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hel...
Friday, 01 June 2007

20. Stipulation of Renumeration
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
The bartender asks him, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says, "That'll be five dollars." "What
Friday, 01 June 2007

21. Gold Watch !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... urgency for your watch? Don't you think sending three men to pick it up for you was a bit extreme?" "What?" exclaimed the Judge. "I didn't send anyone for my watch, let alone th...
Friday, 01 June 2007

22. Tough Question !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...hat there will be a test to get into Heaven: they each have to answer one question.To the teacher, he says, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the Iceberg and sunk with all its pass...
Friday, 01 June 2007

23. No Lawyers Please
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...out walks St. Peter. "Hello mate," says St. Peter, "I`m sorry, no Lawyers in heaven." "What?" exclaims the man, astonished. "You heard, no Lawyers.""Bu...
Friday, 01 June 2007

24. Equal Share
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...vided everything we had equally between us. Two children stayed with me, two went to my ex-husband." "What happened to the property?" asked the friend."That was shared equally be...
Friday, 01 June 2007

25. Go To Hell !!!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a q
Friday, 01 June 2007

...hey lose when their customers are misbehaving or when customers' machines get abused," Vixie said. "What they can measure is the cost of a telephone call from a customer. Most of these c...
Monday, 07 May 2007

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