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1. Old Lady and the lawyer !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...The president does this. The little old lady looks closely at his balls and then asks if she can feel them. "Well, OK" says the president, $25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be...
Sunday, 06 April 2008

2. Lawyer Dog
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ter asked. "The last time I saw you two he was one of the best bird dogs I had ever seen!" "Well," the other hunter replied, "His name is Lawyer. He used to run all ove...
Thursday, 22 November 2007

3. Starving Family !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...hough, I want to ask you a question," the judge quipped, "What does Egret taste like?" "Well your Honor," the man told him, "Its not as tender as Spotted Owl but it...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

4. KLawyer's Genie
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...e world has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?" "Well," said the man, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney... ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

5. Lawyer and the Bull !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!" The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case mysel...
Tuesday, 20 November 2007

6. File a Suit !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ill couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ug...
Monday, 19 November 2007

7. Can I take his place?
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...s just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place." The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker." ...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

8. What and who am I?
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...eded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

9. Early Shopping trip
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early sir", replied the defendant. "Well that's not an crime", said the judge! "How early were you doing this sh...
Wednesday, 05 September 2007

10. Tasty Lawyer ?
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?" The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!" ...
Wednesday, 05 September 2007

11. Stolen Car !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ot; asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for ?" "Well, your honor," replied David , "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, ...
Thursday, 26 July 2007

12. Three Questions
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!" "Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?" "Yes it is", said the lawyer, ...
Wednesday, 25 July 2007

13. Honest Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
..., "I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new baptistery." "Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10...
Wednesday, 25 July 2007

14. Smart Witness !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches." The lawyer (thinking he`d trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?" T...
Friday, 01 June 2007

15. First Lawyer in Heaven
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
..."Mr. God, why are you giving this room to me and the other one to The Pope?" the lawyer asked. "Well, we get popes by the dozens, but you`re our first lawyer."...
Friday, 01 June 2007

16. Married a Man !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...t; said the witness in a low voice. "Once.""Whom did you marry?" the lawyer demanded. "Well, a woman," the witness answered timidly. The lawyer said angrily, "Of...
Friday, 01 June 2007

17. Lawyer and Genie
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...he genie reminded the man, and then asked him for his third wish. The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney."...
Friday, 01 June 2007

18. Innovative Defense
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...mself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.""Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant&rs...
Friday, 01 June 2007

19. The Jury !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...iliff into the jury-room to see what was holding up the verdict. When the bailiff returned, the judge said, "Well. have they got a verdict yet?" The bailiff shook his head and said, &quot...
Friday, 01 June 2007

20. Place in Hell !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...me the second." In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that`s better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."...
Friday, 01 June 2007

21. No Lawyers Please
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...uot;, replies the Lawyer. "Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?" "Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 dollars to the sta...
Friday, 01 June 2007

22. Just a thought
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... that would be okay. I obviously have no control over your thoughts." The defendant smiled and said, "Well, in that case, judge, I think you are a son of a bitch!"...
Friday, 01 June 2007

23. Lawyer at Pearly Gates
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...awyer said, "I don`t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?" St. Peter replied, "Well, I`ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calcula...
Friday, 01 June 2007

24. Go To Hell !!!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...o check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true. Saint Peter said, "Well , that`s fine, but it`s not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." T...
Friday, 01 June 2007

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