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1. Sworn to truth
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...t you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I do." "Now what do you say to defend yourself?" "Your Honor, under those limitatio...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

2. No to Bribe !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...me $10,000." The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon ... "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merit...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

3. Funny Cross Examinations
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...l exchanges between lawyers and witnesses in the court room. Perhaps they ain't so bright after all. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about i...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

...ng neighborhoods, keeping areas safe where kids play such as playgrounds and parks," said Abbott, 49. "Now there is a vast virtual neighborhood of cyberspace, and we have found that it's jus...
Wednesday, 14 November 2007

5. Trying to be impressive
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...onth. I'll have to get back to you then." He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?" "Nothing," replied the man. "I'...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

6. Lawyer and Genie
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...what you asked for." First, the man wished for a Ferrari. POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of him. "Now, every lawyer in the world has been given two Ferraris," said the genie. &qu...
Friday, 01 June 2007

7. Lawyer and School Teacher !!!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...m, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court." He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write `I will not run a red light` five hundred times.&q...
Friday, 01 June 2007

8. Statute of a lawyer !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ned. The man, now visibly shaken, returned to the antique store. The owner, seeing him approach, said, "Now, do you want the legend behind the statue of the rat?" "No," the m...
Friday, 01 June 2007

9. Contract for an orange
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
One day in Contract Law class, a Professor asked one of his better students, "Now, if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here`s an o
Friday, 01 June 2007

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