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1. Old Lady and the lawyer !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... head against the wall and he asks the old lady, "What is wrong with your lawyer?" She replies, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that by 10 AM today I'd have The Bank of America's pr...
Sunday, 06 April 2008

..., will go on sale around February 15, just after St Valentine's Day, said the CyberLover.ru website. "Not a single girl has yet realized that she was communicating with a program!" it s...
Tuesday, 18 December 2007

3. Need a proof !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...d he doesn't want to pay up.What should I do?" "Do you have any proof?", asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,0...
Wednesday, 28 November 2007

4. Sworn to truth
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I do." "Now what do you say to defend yourself?" "Your Honor, under those limitation...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

5. No to Bribe !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...e $10,000." The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon ... "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

7. Truck Driver and Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ather?" "I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest cli...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

8. Funny Cross Examinations
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... exchanges between lawyers and witnesses in the court room. Perhaps they ain't so bright after all. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

...g neighborhoods, keeping areas safe where kids play such as playgrounds and parks," said Abbott, 49. "Now there is a vast virtual neighborhood of cyberspace, and we have found that it's just...
Wednesday, 14 November 2007

... users into visiting dating websites or offering prizes of the recently released Halo 3 arcade game. "Normally spammers take over innocent people's PCs to send their unwanted messages across...
Wednesday, 14 November 2007

11. Trying to be impressive
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...nth. I'll have to get back to you then." He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?" "Nothing," replied the man. "I'm...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

12. Question and answer jokes
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... lawyers? A: To practice. A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!" The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!" Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Associat...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

...dle this deal with me kindly get back to me with your private tele: and fax number." He goes on."NOTE: I demand a highest trust from you to keep this business strickly confidential for ...
Tuesday, 11 September 2007

..., the victims find their financial resources considerably depleted. In the latest elaborate version, "Nombembe" asks for assistance to divert $8,5m of South African government money rep...
Tuesday, 11 September 2007

15. EMT Response time !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...on system," bragged one, "we’ve cut our emergency response time by ten percent." "Not bad," the second paramedic commented. "But by using a computer model of tr...
Wednesday, 05 September 2007

16. One Liners
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... witness. Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern." The defen...
Wednesday, 25 July 2007

...cyber cafe shall be deemed to be a 'place of public amusement,' as defined in the Bombay Police Act. "None of the cyber cafes in the city have any licence or permit and there was a strong ne...
Friday, 13 July 2007

18. The Growing Online Fraud Problem
(News/Latest News)
...that does not significantly impact the end users. Also, the individual user must be considered. What is "normal behavior" for one customer would be highly suspicious for others. The profil...
Monday, 18 June 2007

...iod of 18 to 24 months, but the Article 29 Data Protection Working Party was of the opinion that this did "not seem to meet the requirements of the European data protection framework" as &qu...
Wednesday, 13 June 2007

...t it. Sites that get good recommendations will show up at the top of future searches. Sites that get more "no" votes than "yes" votes eventually will be dropped. • Users ear...
Tuesday, 12 June 2007

21. Kind Lawyer ???
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"...
Friday, 01 June 2007

22. Lawyer and Genie
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...hat you asked for." First, the man wished for a Ferrari. POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of him. "Now, every lawyer in the world has been given two Ferraris," said the genie. &quo...
Friday, 01 June 2007

23. Lawyer and School Teacher !!!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
..., I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court." He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write `I will not run a red light` five hundred times.&qu...
Friday, 01 June 2007

24. Statute of a lawyer !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ed. The man, now visibly shaken, returned to the antique store. The owner, seeing him approach, said, "Now, do you want the legend behind the statue of the rat?" "No," the ma...
Friday, 01 June 2007

25. Can't Find Lawyers to sue !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ve got an engineer? That`s a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell... send him to me." "Not a chance! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I`m keeping him!" God ...
Friday, 01 June 2007

26. Job of a FisherMan !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... Mrs. Walton replied, "Brian, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman." "No mom. Every time we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his ha...
Friday, 01 June 2007

27. Fight Between Profession !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...was settling in when the attorney in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke.""No problem," said the physician, "I'll get it for you." While he was go...
Friday, 01 June 2007

28. Kindness of a Lawyer !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"...
Friday, 01 June 2007

29. Professional Courtesy !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... the sharks attack me, with my medical knowledge I`ll be able to tend to my wounds."The priest says, "No, no my son, I shall swim for the island. I will pray as soon as I hit the water and w...
Friday, 01 June 2007

30. Confused Robber !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ery," stated the foreman. The family and friends of the defendant jump for joy at the sound of the "not guilty" verdict and hug each other as they shout expressions of divine gratitud...
Friday, 01 June 2007

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