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...ow-up inquiry and report by the House of Lords Science and Technology Committee. They said ministers' "indifference" now appeared to have ended but only because of high profile data losse...
Tuesday, 15 July 2008

...a type of "good virus" that scours systems with the tenacity of a chomping Pac Man character. "In the same way that a bad virus works by infecting machines, by hunting for certain symb...
Tuesday, 15 July 2008

...ourts do not offer an adequate method of redress for customers whose banks refuse to cover their losses. "If banks were forced to accept liability for online fraud this would provide an incentive...
Tuesday, 15 July 2008

...ked about the issues of computer crime and child pornography on the Web by Rep. Trent Franks, R-Ariz. "It is growing on the Internet, exponentially is probably too strong a term, but just abou...
Sunday, 18 May 2008

5. Old Lady and the lawyer !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... surprised and of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old lady says, "I make bets." The president replies, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she sa...
Sunday, 06 April 2008

6. Call the FBI !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian ! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.&qu...
Sunday, 06 April 2008

7. One Less Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000,&quo
Sunday, 06 April 2008

... investigators, 20-year-old Shawn Hutchinson harassed Erickson about a new boyfriend, allegedly writing, "I told you that if I saw you with David that would be the end of you. That's not a threat...
Thursday, 13 March 2008

...for people who cross borders with computers, PDAs and other devices that are subject to inspection. "It's a very, very interesting and novel question, and the courts have never really dealt ...
Thursday, 13 March 2008

... financially struggle and may not always have their anti-virus and other software up to date." "It is unreasonable to pass the blame on to customers who may not have the technical knowl...
Sunday, 23 December 2007

...ting with a program!" it said, adding that the program could also simulate virtual sex online. "It's happened - a program to tempt girls over the internet!" said the site. "Wi...
Tuesday, 18 December 2007

...ary, the first malware was sent out with the tagline "230 dead as storm batters Europe." "If it weren't for Storm, bots would be in significant recession. Some days we're seeing 1...
Tuesday, 18 December 2007

13. Beware of gift card scams
(News/Latest News)
...ard."  If there is a balance, your card already may be invalid before you try to use it.  "If they are placed up front where anyone could get ahold of them, you probably don't want...
Tuesday, 18 December 2007

...ng up Christmas morning with a bank account drained even before the dreaded gift bills start arriving. "It's possible this will be the peak season for the amount, volume and different types of ...
Monday, 17 December 2007

...ent. Mohite said software companies keen on hawking their products may have generated the stories. "It is not easy for us to monitor each and every thing with respect to computers. There ar...
Monday, 10 December 2007

16. Private Matter
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...e tell the jury precisely what the defendant said when he called you," asked the prosecutor. "I can't do that," the victim replied. "It was so crude and disgusting. I can't ...
Thursday, 22 November 2007

...olice station of Bangalore, Joy D'Souza, to produce him in the court concerned there on November 21. "It was an online transaction and a person without knowing the hexa PIN code cannot make s...
Thursday, 22 November 2007

18. Will not be true anymore !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Bec
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

19. Sworn to truth
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" &...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

20. Contempt of Court
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...let, the judge relented. "That's all right. You don't have to pay now." The man replied, "I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words." ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

21. Drunk Driver !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, &qu...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

22. Bribing the Judge !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ars. The partner was horrified. "The judge is an honorable man," the partner exclaimed. "If you do that, I can guarantee you will lose the case!" Weeks later the judge...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

23. No to Bribe !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

24. Dont Recognize the court !
(Jokes/One Liners)
The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

25. Starving Family !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...plead his case. After pleading guilty, but with an explanation, the judge asked him why he did it. "I was just trying to feed my hungry family," he told the judge, "and I've never...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

26. You Might Be a Lawyer if
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...n. your other car is a BMW. when you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer. when your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her. ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

27. Lawyers Terminology
(Jokes/One Liners)
When the man in the street says: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," the lawyer writes: "Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned partie
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

28. Kidney Stone !!!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...What could it be?" "How would I know? You told the jury I wasn't fit to be a doctor." "I was only kidding, Doc. When you represent a client you don't know what you're saying. C...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

...or an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern." ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

30. More than Intelligent !
(Jokes/One Liners)
...re of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness. ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

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