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1. One Less Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
.... How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?""That's my ...
Sunday, 06 April 2008

2. Need a proof !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...the man. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you," said the lawyer. "But it's only $500!" replied the man. "Precisely, that's what he will reply a...
Wednesday, 28 November 2007

3. Private Matter
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... note into his pocket. The judge demanded, "Please pass that note to the bailiff." "But your honor," the juror protested, "It's a private matter." ...
Thursday, 22 November 2007

4. Whisper them to the judge
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...us statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear," she protested. &quo...
Thursday, 22 November 2007

5. Bribing the Judge !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...late him. "Aren't you glad you didn't send those cigars to the judge?", the partner asked. "But I did send them," replied the lawyer. "I just enclosed the plaintiff's la...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

6. Kidney Stone !!!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...quot; "I better check you out first." "Don't check me out, just give the dope." "But in court the first question you asked me was if I had examined the patient complete...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

7. KLawyer's Genie
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But there is one condition. I am a lawyer's genie. That means that for every wish you m...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

8. Funny Cross Examinations
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...can you be so sure, Doctor?" A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" A: "It is possib...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

9. Guilty at the Door!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...fused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty. "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of yo...
Tuesday, 20 November 2007

10. File a Suit !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...t university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is...
Monday, 19 November 2007

11. I suppose I earned enough
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...s office as his lawyer handed him his will. "Your estate is very complex," said the lawyer, "but I've made sure that all of your wishes will be executed. Due to the complexity, my ...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

12. What is the oldest profession?
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...aking him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession." The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus ...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

...ner, the director of Symantec Corp.'s Global Intelligence Network, which sells computer security services, "but the possibilities that it presents for attackers." He speculates the Storm W...
Wednesday, 31 October 2007

...ning placed a spoof advert on the website adzozok entitled 'work from home by becoming a money mule'. "But despite repeatedly advising Trinity media group, the publishers of this site, the s...
Saturday, 29 September 2007

15. EMT Response time !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...our emergency response time by ten percent." "Not bad," the second paramedic commented. "But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we we cut our average time by 20 per...
Wednesday, 05 September 2007

16. Eternal Marriage
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...t; he informs the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. P...
Wednesday, 05 September 2007

17. EBay Patent Ruling Is Delayed
(News/Latest News)
...event he rules for closely held MercExchange. "I haven't made any ruling yet," the judge said. "But if I do, I would like to see what eBay's position is." The dispute, which be...
Friday, 15 June 2007

18. Kind Lawyer ???
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...e don`t have any money for food." the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, com...
Friday, 01 June 2007

19. Divorce Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... what he is doing. The man says "I`m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, `Guess who?`" "But why?" asks the man. "I`m a divorce lawyer," the man replies!...
Friday, 01 June 2007

20. Lawyer and Genie
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...y appeared. "For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," said the genie."But there`s a catch," the genie continued. "For each of your wishes, every la...
Friday, 01 June 2007

21. Kindness of a Lawyer !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...e don`t have any money for food." the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, com...
Friday, 01 June 2007

22. Place in Hell !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that`s better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third." In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-de...
Friday, 01 June 2007

23. Love Hearing it !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...irm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I’ve had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why ...
Friday, 01 June 2007

24. No Lawyers Please
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ers in heaven." "What?" exclaims the man, astonished. "You heard, no Lawyers.""But, but, but, I`ve been a good man", replies the Lawyer. "Oh really",...
Friday, 01 June 2007

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