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1. Will not be true anymore !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...efendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore." ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

2. Dont Recognize the court !
(Jokes/One Liners)
...the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here." ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

3. Kidney Stone !!!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...n headache.' Dobbins: 'You and your ilk make me sick.'" "Why are you reading that to me?" "Because, Dobbins, since the trial I've lost confidence in making a diagnosis. A lad...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

4. Funny Cross Examinations
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...e when you began the autopsy?" A: "No." Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Q: "But could the p...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

5. Smart Witness !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?" The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some s...
Friday, 01 June 2007

6. Love Hearing it !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... I’ve had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"...
Friday, 01 June 2007

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