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1. who created the world????
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
One engineer, one doctor and one lawyer, all three were sitting together. the engineer and the doctor were fighting over the issue whose profession was the oldest one? the doctor said: mine is the ol
Tuesday, 15 April 2008

2. Old Lady and the lawyer !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ittle old lady says, "OK, but since there is a lot of money involved is it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure," says the president. Th...
Sunday, 06 April 2008

3. Call the FBI !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
Two lawyers Adrian and peter lived next to each other. One fine day, the phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" &quo
Sunday, 06 April 2008

4. One Less Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000,&quo
Sunday, 06 April 2008

5. Yale Law School
(Law Colleges/Cyber Law Colleges in US)
...ool trace to the earliest days of the 19th Century when law was learned by clerking as an apprentice in a lawyer’s office. The New Haven Law School affiliated gradually with Yale from the mid-...
Thursday, 29 November 2007

6. The University of Chicago -The Law College
(Law Colleges/Cyber Law Colleges in US)
...nt, activism, academia, and business, as well as law. For this reason, Chicago aims not to merely certify lawyers, but to train well-rounded, critical, and socially conscious thinkers and doers. Three...
Thursday, 29 November 2007

7. Columbia Law School
(Law Colleges/Cyber Law Colleges in US)
...xperiences found in the Columbia J.D. student body is enriched further by the presence of foreign-trained lawyers, drawn to Columbia from around the world, from both civil and common law traditions. M...
Thursday, 29 November 2007

8. University of Pennsylvania Law School
(Law Colleges/Cyber Law Colleges in US)
...as created a cross-disciplinary program that is unrivaled among the leading law schools. Recognizing that lawyers of the future will be well-versed not only in legal tradition but also in the broader ...
Thursday, 29 November 2007

9. New York University School of Law
(Law Colleges/Cyber Law Colleges in US)
...on degree from NYU Law. Clinical study at NYU Law allows students to acquire an understanding of the lawyer's role through the integration of substantive legal knowledge and practical experience....
Thursday, 29 November 2007

10. Faculty of Laws - University College London
(Law Colleges/Cyber Law Colleges in UK)
...s of a city that is the UK's centre of government, law, commerce, finance and culture. Leading judges and lawyers teach in our classrooms and judge our moots (mock trials). Students have a unique oppo...
Wednesday, 28 November 2007

11. Need a proof !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up.What should I do?" "Do you have any proof?", asked the lawyer. "Nope," rep
Wednesday, 28 November 2007

12. Harvard Law School
(Law Colleges/Cyber Law Colleges in US)
...vides students who already have excellent legal training and experience -- many have served as practicing lawyers, judges, diplomats, community leaders -- with broad latitude to design a course of stu...
Monday, 26 November 2007

13. Whisper them to the judge
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear,...
Thursday, 22 November 2007

14. Lawyer Dog
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...est bird dogs I had ever seen!" "Well," the other hunter replied, "His name is Lawyer. He used to run all over creation, working hard to get the job done. Then one day someo...
Thursday, 22 November 2007

15. Bribing the Judge !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the lawyer asked the senior partner of th
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

16. No to Bribe !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

17. You Might Be a Lawyer if
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ell whether it's verbal or written. your other car is a BMW. when you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer. when your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her. ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

 He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.  When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.  He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

19. Lawyers Terminology
(Jokes/One Liners)
When the man in the street says: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," the lawyer writes: "Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned partie
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

20. 15 cents
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins: Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty. Defending an obviously guilt
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

21. Kidney Stone !!!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony. Doctor Green came over to see him. "Dobbins," he said, &quo
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

23. More than Intelligent !
(Jokes/One Liners)
... seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment,...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

24. Whose Cow is it ?
(Jokes/One Liners)
...ing over a cow. One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns. Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow. ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

25. Sliding Fee schedule
(Jokes/One Liners)
When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your feet.
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

26. Bilingual Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

27. KLawyer's Genie
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But there is one condition. I am a lawyer's genie. That means that for every wish you make, every lawyer in the world gets the wi...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

28. Truck Driver and Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him, enjoy the load, satisfying "THUMP", and t
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

29. Nun Lawyer
(Jokes/One Liners)
What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law.
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

30. Funny Cross Examinations
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
Here are some actual exchanges between lawyers and witnesses in the court room. Perhaps they ain't so bright after all. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

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