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1. One Less Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000,&quo
Sunday, 06 April 2008

2. Need a proof !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...e $500 and he doesn't want to pay up.What should I do?" "Do you have any proof?", asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for...
Wednesday, 28 November 2007

3. Whisper them to the judge
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
.... "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear...
Thursday, 22 November 2007

4. Lawyer Dog
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...best bird dogs I had ever seen!" "Well," the other hunter replied, "His name is Lawyer. He used to run all over creation, working hard to get the job done. Then one day some...
Thursday, 22 November 2007

5. Bribing the Judge !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...nd those cigars to the judge?", the partner asked. "But I did send them," replied the lawyer. "I just enclosed the plaintiff's lawyer's business card!" ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

6. You Might Be a Lawyer if
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...tell whether it's verbal or written. your other car is a BMW. when you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer. when your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her. ...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

8. Truck Driver and Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

9. Guilty at the Door!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...w minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty. "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door." The j...
Tuesday, 20 November 2007

10. File a Suit !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...te companies fer causin' people to git cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an' c...
Monday, 19 November 2007

11. Dad is a lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...he second. My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do? asked Billy. Tommy replied, My Daddy's a lawyer. Honest? asked Billy. No, just the regular kind, replied Tommy. ...
Monday, 19 November 2007

12. Half-million dollars Picture
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news" asked his lawyer. Peter : -Give me the bad news first. Lawyer :Your wife found a picture worth a ha...
Monday, 19 November 2007

13. Some last minute requests
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... he doubted that the man would survive the night.   The man then said, "Call for my lawyer." When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to stand on one side o...
Tuesday, 06 November 2007

14. Get Me Another Lawyer
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer. Judge: And why is that? Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case. Judge (to Public Defender): Do you h
Wednesday, 05 September 2007

15. One Liners
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...er oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness. Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. &...
Wednesday, 25 July 2007

16. Dont worry about the cows
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
... father’s clients as a clerk. His observations would help him decide whether or not to become a lawyer. His father thought this was a great idea and immediately helped to set it up. Th...
Wednesday, 25 July 2007

17. Three Questions
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to
Wednesday, 25 July 2007

18. Lawyer With IQ 10
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 10? A lawyer. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 15? Your honor.
Wednesday, 25 July 2007

19. Strange !!!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...iend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passer...
Friday, 01 June 2007

20. Donation !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
A local Charity realized that it had never received a donation from the town`s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our resea
Friday, 01 June 2007

21. First Lawyer in Heaven
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...r one to The Pope?" the lawyer asked. "Well, we get popes by the dozens, but you`re our first lawyer."...
Friday, 01 June 2007

22. Consultation Fee !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...rtunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if y...
Friday, 01 June 2007

23. Lawyer's Advice
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...nd yells back, you re in a balloon 100 feet up in the air. George turns to Harry and says, that man is a lawyer. How can you tell? inquires Harry. George answers, Because the advice he gave us ...
Friday, 01 June 2007

24. Missing arm!
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...ssessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow ...
Friday, 01 June 2007

25. Place in Hell !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil`s hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I`ll let you pick your own room from three I`ll show you
Friday, 01 June 2007

26. Love Hearing it !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the
Friday, 01 June 2007

27. Send a Bill !
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...sked for advice during a social function?""Just send an bill for such advice,” replied the lawyer. On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken...
Friday, 01 June 2007

28. No Lawyers Please
(Jokes/Jokes - Law & Lawyers)
...tonished. "You heard, no Lawyers.""But, but, but, I`ve been a good man", replies the Lawyer. "Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?" &qu...
Friday, 01 June 2007

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