• you are charging someone for reading these jokes.
• you believe that a forty words' sentence is a short one.
• you have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
• you can look at a contract and instantly tell whether it's verbal or written.
• your other car is a BMW.
• when you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
• when your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.
  

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