One engineer, one doctor and one lawyer, all three were sitting together. the engineer and the doctor were fighting over the issue whose profession was the oldest one?

the doctor said: mine is the oldest profession.

engineer: how?

doctor: the god forst of all becme a doctor, when he created this world. as he created the lives and living things as doctor do.

engineer: wrong.

Doctor: why?

engineer: before the god created lives over the earth he performed the acts of an engineer. whole the earth was in a hap-hazard manner. he first settle the things in itss own place and only then he created lives.

the lawyer who sitting quite and listening to them, asked both of them:

"who created that HAP-HAZARD on the earth?????"

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Last update : 15-04-2008 21:28