He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
 When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
 He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
 He tells you that he has never told a lie.
 A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
 A prison guard is shaving your head.

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