Lawyer: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
Girl: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

Lawyer: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Girl: I must have been given your share!!!

Lawyer: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Girl: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Lawyer: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
Girl: Okay, get out!!!

Lawyer: I think I could make you very happy!
Girl: Why? Are you leaving?

Lawyer: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
Girl: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

Lawyer: Can I have your name?
Girl: Why, don't you already have one?

Lawyer: Shall we go and see a film?
Girl: I've already seen it!!!

Lawyer: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
Girl: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

Lawyer: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Lawyer: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

Lawyer: Is this seat empty?
Girl: "Yes, and this one will be if you sit down."

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Last update : 21-11-2007 09:37