The prominent middle-aged attorney was walking in the woods when he heard a booming voice from above say, "You are going to live to be 100."
That must be God speaking, the attorney thought. Immediately he began doing good deeds, but as he left a homeless shelter where he was helping the poor, he was hit by a bus and killed.
Coming face to face with God, the attorney protested, "You promised me I was going to be 100. Instead the very first day I did a good deed, I got hit by a bus and here I am. Why?"
"I didn't recognize you," replied God.
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