Two lawyers Adrian and peter lived next to each other. One fine day, the phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian ! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Adrian's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Adrian and leave. The phone rings at Adrian's house. "Hey, Adrian! This is peter. Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep" "Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
Last update : 06-04-2008 23:27
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