• The handcuffs are tight because they`re new. They`ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.
• Take your hands off the car, and I`ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.

• Remember, when you gotta cuff `em ..nobody is your friend.
• If you run, you`ll only go to jail tired.
• Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second?(if you aren`t a shooter, that is the average speed of a 9mm projectile ).
• So, you don`t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?
• Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don`t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?
• Warning! You want a warning? OK, I am warning you not to do that again or I`ll give you another ticket.
• The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?
• God made tomorrow for the crooks we don`t catch today.
• Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.
• Law abiding citizens sleep peacefully in their beds, solely because dedicated men and women stand ready to do violence in their behalf.
• In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.
• In God we trust, all others are suspects.
• Just how big were those two beers?
• No sir, we don`t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we`re allowed to write as many tickets as we want.
• Law enforcement is not a spectator sport.
• I know, I know, your kid is an honor student at the juvenile detention center.
• I`m glad to hear the chief of police is a good, personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail.

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Last update : 01-06-2007 09:45

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